Dear Betches, 

It has come to my attention recently via several social media sites that women are hating on each other everywhere lately.  We’re calling each other annoying, stupid and so many other derogatory things that we shouldn’t.  In my almost 20 years of experience dealing with females I can say with certain sincerity that for the most part, if you are nice to a fellow betch.. she’ll be nice to you.  Now I can’t be honest with myself and say that I haven’t been an offender of this very act, but in the recent few weeks I’ve seen a lot of it happening on facebook and twitter.  I understand that we all deserve to have our voices heard, but why do we want people listening to hear us calling other people, specifically our fellow women, fake and stupid? Every time you say things like that, there are likely 50 other betches saying the same, if not worse about you.  It’s an epidemic and no one wants to be patient 0.  With that my only advice is next time you feel like slandering another betch, or the majority of betches in general- light up a cigarette, inhale deeply and forget about it.

Salutations my betches <3

True Life : My roomate is obsessed with black men. I for one like my coffee white and strong,  my roomate and I couldn’t be any different on this matter. As a matter of fact, she doesn’t even like coffee, she’s more into the hot chocolate. I love her, I hate her. Class in 25 minutes, I think I’ll pick up some java. How do you like your coffee?